Never ever trust a dead wasp

So, summer is here with heatwaves, thunderstorms and vacation. And wasps. I hate wasps. And obviously I have managed to give this legacy further on to Daniel, because every time he sees some bug flying he screams like a girl
and runs for cover. Daniel's dad, Marc, is not too crazy about wasps (yellowjackets apparently over there) either. But whenever we're attacked by one, Marc's the one who saves our lives by whacking the living daylight out of the evil winged thing.

The other day, when we were on a picnic, we got surrounded by wasps after a while. (This means that there were about four wasps flying around us.) So heroicly Marc kills at least three of them. (So one of them got to spread the word to his stingy friends and family and we will be attacked soon.)Two of them wound up on the picnic blanket. Dead, or at least that's what they want us to think, the evil suckers. Since me and Daniel are wusses, we can't touch even dead wasps. So Marc took one of them with a help of a plastic plate and threw it off the blanket. And then he suddenly threw even the plate away and jumped towards Daniel and scared both of us. Daniel jumped on to his feet and started shaking his shorts. Yes, the heroic daddy threw the dead wasp right inside Daniels shorts! Finally they got the wasp out of the shorts and Daniel rubbed his butt cheek a little bit. So I check it out and the "dead" evil wasp stung him! Tough Daniel just rubbed his butt and didn't complain at all. According to Marc the pain tolerance comes from him. Ehm, right... Marc felt really bad about this, and of course, you who know how annoying I can be, know that I will remind him of his day as a superhero for as long as I live... So what have we learned today? Never ever trust a dead wasp!


Juicy worms in Florida

Daniel and I are on vacation in Finland visiting my parents. Daniel does not ever take a break from babbling. He's constantly talking about something larger than life like kings and knights and monsters and grandmas strawberries or what ever crosses his mind. If nobody's listening he calls or more like chants the word mommy about a thousand times until I grunt something back. Although it's kind of fun listening to his thoughts, it gets pretty tiring after constantly hearing his make up stories after a couple of weeks. You know what I'm talking about...

Yesterday at dinner table Daniel was looking out the window watching the birds that flew back and forth. My dad has put up a bird house on one of the trees just outside the kitchen window and there are chicks in it . The mommy and daddy birdies fly back and forth with worms and other delicate insects to the chicks, so there's kind of a lot of birdie traffic there outside the window. I started talking with Daniel about that and asked him what the mommy and daddy birds bring to the chicks and he answered :"well worms of course, juicy worms". I asked him where he thought the parents got the worms from and the obvious answer was :" From Florida". See, I did not know that! Did you?
 

Inside a "smoke tunnel" (for the 50th time that day)

Inside a

Daniel on top of a fire truck

Daniel on top of a fire truck

Fireman Daniel (with a lollipop)

Fireman Daniel (with a lollipop)

Readoholic

Some days Daniel can just go upstairs and stay there quietly for a long time. Anything past half an hour without hearing him usually means trouble. But recently we've found him "reading" up in his room with a big pile of already read books next to him.

Reading!

Reading!

Ant as a houseguest and a bedtime story

Distraction is the skill that every parent that wants to remain sane needs to develope. I need to distract Daniel to get him out of his bed, to go to day care, to get him into the car, to eat his dinner, to take a bath.... Well, you get the picture. Today, when I picked him up from day care we had to stop for a second to smell some flowers. Then Daniel discovered a dandelion that he wanted to take home because it was so pretty, smelled so nice and most importantly because there was an ant in it. I didn't really find his idea that amusing so I tried to make him put the flower back in the bushes by telling him that the ant would get lost and wouldn't find its way back to his home if we took it home.  (Evil, I know.) He didn't fall for that anyways. He put the dandelion in the trunk of the car, bent closer to it and whispered to the ant:" Don't worry, you can live with us". Of course, when we got home the ant was gone. Luckily, Daniel got over that quickly and found another ant on the ground.

So later, when it was time for Daniel to go to bed there was an incident that I don't really need to relive again. Daniel was as usual upset because he had to go to bed. He was absolutely not going to pee in the toilet, he just wanted to go straight to bed. It doesn't work that way. If he doesn't pee before bedtime, he will pee in his bed. So I stayed in the bathroom while he went to his room when all of a sudden I hear this dripping noise from Daniels room. I thought he was spilling his water. But no, he was peeing on the floor. Intentionally. And he said that he peed on the floor because he didn't get to stay up. Where do these ideas come to his head? It's not like us parents do this kind of stuff and I hope they don't do this at day care...I guess it's just another one of the joys of parenthood...


Dead men waving?

We have a poster at home in our kitchen of San Francisco with a photo of grandma Johnson on it. Daniel likes to look at the map and babble away: we drive on this road and then we drive over this bridge and sail to Finland. (He´s not a geography genius just yet.) We were talking about grandma Johnson and grandpa Johnson and Daniel declared that grandpa Johnson is DEAD! He said that he´s up in heaven, on a cloud. And when I said that he´s probably waving at daddy and Nicholas and Daniel right now, Daniel explained that you can´t wave when you´re dead. I didn´t know that. According to Daniel you can't go up a snow mountain when you're dead either. We're not sure what a snow mountain is. Probably one of the snow covered hills on the poster. Apparently you can fly a plane or helicopter to the cloud where grandpa is. But he can't move or talk or wave. Since he's dead.

Snowman stand a la Daniel

Snowman stand a la Daniel

Time to get a hair cut?

It's pretty cool to see how Daniel evolves from a toddler to a little kid with a mind of his own. He's got some pretty neat ideas and thinks about the world around us like only a child can. There's so many things that are amazing that we adults lose that perspective about. Today when I came home from work I saw a constallation of some sort in our front yard. We have a little snow depth measuring thingy on the front lawn. That is shaped as a sign with a snowman on it. Daniel had been outside after Marc picked him up from day care and he had been doing "yard work". When he came in he told Marc that he built a little snowman stand. It was very creative. He used a broomstick, a shovel, some pieces of wood that we had out front and it was shaped as a teepee.

This picking up from daycare has really gotten easier for us parents. Thank god... The other day when I picked him up he ran to me and gave me a big hug. Then he just stared at me for a long time and examined something on my face very thoroughly. Finally he informed me with in a not so suttle voice " Mom, you have hair up your nose! We have to cut it out." When I told Marc this at home, Daniel stared at him for a while and said that Dad doesn't have hair in his nose, he has beard there.


Dr Daniel

Dr Daniel

Somebody's excited about Christmas (must be Marc's genes)

Somebody's excited about Christmas (must be Marc's genes)

Close encounter with Santa

Close encounter with Santa

Saying goodbye to pacifiers

Daniel has slept with a pacifier since he was an infant. Us parents decided that it was time to say goodbye to them at Christmas at the age of 3,5. So we told Daniel this a couple of months before and said that we would wrap the pacifiers in Christmas paper and give the Christmas gift to Santa so he can give them to babies that actually need them. ( Don't get all disgusted about recycling pacifiers. We didn't really give them to anybody. Don't tell Daniel, but we told him a lie...). Daniel took this pretty well, we thought. And so on Christmas Eve, Daniel and I wrapped his pacifiers
  
and when Santa came, we gave him a Christmas gift as well.
And then there was bedtime. Oh My God! It took me over two hours to get him to sleep. The same thing has happened since then. We're down to 45 minutes up to an hour now, so I guess it's progress. But it sucks either way. I've heard that kicking a habit is a lot easier if you replace the habit with something else. Daniel must've heard this too. His new habit is babbling away in bed about everything and nothing. The subject doesn't seem to matter as long as he hears his own voice. It doesn't really matter either if there's somebody in his room or if he's by him self. Either way he's got a lot to say. I have to say that we all sometimes miss the pacifiers, but Santa took them, so we're going to have to tough it out.

A scary threesome

Scary, right!

Daniel and Marc are about to carve a jack-o-lantern

Daniel and Marc are about to carve a jack-o-lantern

we made blueberry jam of the blueberries we picked last summer. This is what Daniel lookes like when he's had pancakes with blueberry jam.

we made blueberry jam of the blueberries we picked last summer. This is what Daniel lookes like when he's had pancakes with blueberry jam.

Things that make you go: mommy

It's funny how you as a parent go about waiting for that first word, and how you after a year or three get sick and tired of that same word. For me the word is Mommy. Sometimes I think that the word Mommy should be banned. I hear it so much I think it's my name. Mommy Johnson. There's a million ways of saying it. Daniel is an expert and he has a bunch of different ways of saying mommy: There's the whining - mommy, the tired - mommy, the I want something right now - mommy, the I never get anything I want - mommy, the that's not what I wanted - mommy, the you did it wrong - mommy, the I wanted to do it myself - mommy, the I'm so angry with you right now - mommy, the I don't want to go to daycare - mommy, the I don't want to go home from daycare - mommy, the I don't want to go to sleep - mommy. 

It's tiring. But then again when you hear the Mommy, I missed you today and I Love you mommy, it's all okay again. 


Daniel eating his cousin's candy (Pietari in the background)

Daniel eating his cousin's candy

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